08:16 am | In a statement that shocked sports fans around the world, FIFA president Sepp Blatter admitted yesterday that the goals in professional soccer are all faked, and that the game exists only to sell...

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07:05 pm | It’s been over 40 years since the smash sixties rock group The Banana Splits rocked the charts and the airwaves with their infectious fire station menagerie sound. But now, drummer Bingo has rocked...

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03:02 pm | KABUL – NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Resmussen announced today that the alliance would phase in Dalek forces in its operations in Afghanistan. Said Resmussen, “We fully intend to withdraw foreign troops from...

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02:53 pm | Rescuers continued efforts to free the airliner which became lodged in the cloud of ash on Wednesday evening. The plane struck the ashbar while cruising at 40,000 feet, minutes after Captain Chesley “Sully”...

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12:41 pm | Fact: Humans bred with animals. I know what you're thinking. No way. But, yes, because - think about it - there must have been a first human, right? So, before that they were...

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My sordid life as a rock idol – Bingo’s Banana Splits shocker »

My sordid life as a rock idol – Bingo’s Banana Splits shocker

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World not realistic enough say reality show fans »

World not realistic enough say reality show fans

01:42 pm | Reviews from reality show fans suggest that the real world falls short of their expectations, and unless...

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New Patrick Swayze joke in the works »

New Patrick Swayze joke in the works

01:41 pm | After the tragic death of Patrick Swayze, comedians are scrambling to celebrate the actor’s life by coming...

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Death sentence for killer pedophile Tom Cruise »

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Young insurance executives beat Minesweeper »

02:44 pm | In a moment that resembled a scene out of The Hurt Locker, three insurance executives at have cracked Microsoft's Minesweeper game. ...

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My sordid life as a rock idol – Bingo’s Banana Splits shocker »

07:05 pm | It’s been over 40 years since the smash sixties rock group The Banana Splits rocked the charts and the airwaves with their infectious fire station menagerie sound. But now, drummer Bingo has rocked the music establishment with his revelations about the band’s shocking, sordid, secret life. “From the outside, we had it all,” said Bingo,...

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“Modest Dalek peacekeeping force” to augment troops in Afghanistan »

03:02 pm | KABUL – NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Resmussen announced today that the alliance would phase in Dalek forces in its operations in Afghanistan. Said Resmussen, “We fully intend to withdraw foreign troops from Afghanistan. But Daleks are not foreign. They are alien. And there is a big difference.” The mutant alien life forms, encased in...

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Young insurance executives beat Minesweeper »

02:44 pm | In a moment that resembled a scene out of The Hurt Locker, three insurance executives at have cracked Microsoft's Minesweeper game. ...

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Soccer Socker Shocker »

08:16 am | In a statement that shocked sports fans around the world, FIFA president Sepp Blatter admitted yesterday that the goals in professional soccer are all faked, and that the game exists only to sell socks. “Soccer is now, and has always been, about socks,” said Blatter. “The goals, the running around on the grass, the fouls,...

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