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Michael Jackson “black box” found

Michael Jackson “black box” found

CALIFORNIA – Investigators say they have recovered the black box of downed “King of Pop” Michael Jackson, just hours before the search was to be called off.
The pop singer’s voice and data recorder is designed to emit signals with an infectious beat for 30 days after an accident. It [...]

June 30th, 2009 | Posted in Entertainment, Popular | Read More »

Small arms bring big football wins for Hellions

Small arms bring big football wins for Hellions

The Timberville Hellions finally ended their long losing streak with a 10-0 win against the Granby Cougars, after trading their blue uniforms for dapper green camouflage and automatic weapons.
Using a combination of suppressing fire and strategically placed antipersonnel devices, the Hellions dominated the game from the opening seconds, when a [...]

June 30th, 2009 | Posted in Sports | Read More »

Titanic sunk by collision with Hindenberg claims realtor

Titanic sunk by collision with Hindenberg claims realtor

Did the Titanic collide with an iceberg? Not according to Acreville realtor and Titanic expert Evan Kroons. His discoveries are set to overturn everything we thought we knew about the famous maritime disaster.
“The Titanic was made of metal,” Kroons explains. “An iceberg is just ice, through and through. Metal is way [...]

June 28th, 2009 | Posted in Headlines | Read More »