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Consumer Beat – Testing Fake Viagras

Consumer Beat – Testing Fake Viagras

The internet is inundated with offers for cut-price Viagra substitutes. But do they really work?
We tested four of these so-called “generic Viagra” products to see whether they deliver on their promises. Our panel consisted of a group of male volunteers aged 35-50. We also asked the opinion of Doctor Delia, a registered Penile Viagrologist.
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The manufacturer [...]

July 30th, 2009 | Posted in Headlines | Read More »

African prince shares millions with builder

African prince shares millions with builder

SPARTA, Wisconsin – After many years of sending emails around the world to good people he hoped would help him, deposed Nigerian Prince Arthur Eze finally found builder Al Espensen of Sparta, Wisconsin. With Espensen’s assistance, Eze has secured his once locked fortune of 96.6 million dollars.
Mr.Espensen found out that being a Good Samaritan gives [...]

July 29th, 2009 | Posted in Business, Headlines, World | Read More »

Bill Gates refuses to give up barista job

Bill Gates refuses to give up barista job

Bill Gates may be rich these days, but he’s not yet ready to quit his part-time job working the evening shift as a barista at Sue’s Coffee ‘n’ Munchies, in downtown Redmond.
“I feel more secure keeping my connection at the coffee shop,” says Gates, smiling his trademark little-boy smile, “Sue, [...]

July 28th, 2009 | Posted in Headlines | Read More »

Poor turnout for Dead Pride Parade

Poor turnout for Dead Pride Parade

TORONTO – Canada’s first Dead Pride parade in Toronto’s downtown was a bust this past weekend with no participants willing to come out publicly as dead in front of the whole community.
Charles Dukowski, organizer of the event said he was very disappointed by the low turnout, but put the blame on society`s attitudes rather than [...]

July 27th, 2009 | Posted in Headlines | Read More »

US bombs Japan – “This time, we got you good”

US bombs Japan – “This time, we got you good”

The United States has carried out a massive “sneak attack” air strike on Tokyo, in a belated retaliation for the 1941 attack against Pearl Harbor. The attack, which destroyed the Tokyo harbour area, and sunk hundreds of yachts, freighters, and other commercial vessels, was permitted under a provision of Japan’s surrender at the end of [...]

July 26th, 2009 | Posted in Headlines, World | Read More »

Privacy and isolation offered by new Facebook

Privacy and isolation offered by new Facebook

Facebook has announced a major revamp of its popular service, following numerous complaints about privacy violations from computer experts and the Canadian government.
In the new Facebook, each user’s personal page will still feature their own picture and personal information, but this information will now be completely private from potential snoopers, [...]

July 24th, 2009 | Posted in Headlines, Popular | Read More »

Dave totally up for it, but Frenchie uncertain

Dave totally up for it, but Frenchie uncertain

Dave is totally up for it, it was revealed yesterday. Ed and Bong said they were also aboard, but Frenchie said he could not commit at this time.
“It was Frenchie’s idea,” said Ed. “He should be in on it, no question.”
But Frenchie revealed that many things were going down right now, [...]

July 24th, 2009 | Posted in Headlines | Read More »

Murderous Oprah forgiven by public, self

Murderous Oprah forgiven by public, self

Oprah Winfrey formally apologized today for her murderous shooting spree at a South Side Chicago nursing home that killed 14 seniors and sent 21 more to hospital.
“Caring for seniors can be tedious work for nurses and caregivers,” said the talk show idol, “but this does not excuse my [...]

July 23rd, 2009 | Posted in Entertainment, Headlines | Read More »

Rowling got it wrong says real life Harry Potter

Rowling got it wrong says real life Harry Potter

The Harry Potter series has earned billions for Hollywood and JK Rowling, but the man who was the inspiration for the bestselling books and smash films hasn’t seen a penny.
“JK Rowling has done wrong by me,” says electrician Dave Rimp. “First, she didn’t give me any of the money. Second, my life [...]

July 22nd, 2009 | Posted in Entertainment | Read More »

Piece of rubble found beneath survivors

Piece of rubble found beneath survivors

A small piece of rubble was removed unharmed from beneath the collapsed survivors of a Burlington apartment building this morning.
The rocklike chunk of concrete had been trapped for more than 76 hours beneath the tangled mass of 500 healthy humans.
Although several tons of concrete and debris had been removed from beneath the [...]

July 21st, 2009 | Posted in Headlines, World | Read More »