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Oh Henry is unlike poo, say experts

Oh Henry is unlike poo, say experts

Representatives of the confectionery industry have announced a new initiative to educate consumers about the wide-ranging differences between an Oh Henry chocolate bar, and poo.
Roger Fesseter, a spokesperson for the International Confectioners Guild, said that, although very few customers confuse an Oh Henry chocolate bar with human waste products, manufacturers are [...]

September 2nd, 2009 | Posted in Headlines | Read More »

Your Money

Your Money

YOUR MONEY
Having trouble deciding if some money is yours? Money expert Ryan Neeswahl is here to help in our regular column.
Dear Ryan: I have just started work at a major insurance company. At the end of my first two-week stint, I was handed a check for several thousand dollars. The check [...]

September 1st, 2009 | Posted in Business, Headlines | Read More »

Disease shortage affects millions

Disease shortage affects millions

A new study at the Centres for Disease Expansion revealed that only 70 percent of the population has an illness or medical disorder of some kind.
Team leader Dr. Pran Feesberg said investigators were “shocked” by the results.
“It means that nearly a third of North Americans have no trace of disease – [...]

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