http://dailyweek.com The Daily Week is a satire site, with fake news articles, and parody magazine articles, spoof ads, humorous software reviews, and other comedy content. en-ca http://dailyweek.com/rss/DailyWeek.gif http://dailyweek.com 22 144 (c) 2009 Duncan McKenzie editorial@dailyweek.com (Duncan McKenzie) editorial@dailyweek.com (Duncan McKenzie) Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:30:00 GMT FeedEdit http://dailyweek.com/stories/20091001_sully/sully.html Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger and First Officer Jeffrey Skiles reunited in the cockpit to take charge of a flight from North Carolina to New York City. He then astonished and thrilled passengers by landing his plane in the Hudson for a second time. Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:30:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20091001_sully/sully.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090925_rudest/rudest.html A team of vulgarity scientists at the University of Dublin has confirmed the existence a new word which is believed to be ruder than any yet known. Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:02:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090925_rudest/rudest.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090918_reality/reality.html Reviews from reality show fans suggest that the real world falls short of their expectations, and unless steps are taken quickly to improve the situation, they will give up on it. Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:08:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090918_reality/reality.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090915_swayze/swayze.html After the tragic death of Patrick Swayze, comedians are scrambling to celebrate the actor's life by coming up with a joke for the occasion. A team from Harvard has been working on a joke for several months. They announced that they were very close to completing a joke. Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:30:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090915_swayze/swayze.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090913_cruise/cruise.html Tom Cruise faces death by lethal injection as his punishment for his role in the savage slayings of dozens of small children, if he ever commits this crime, which, so far, he hasn't. Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:30:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090913_cruise/cruise.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090911_pluto/pluto.html In a surprise announcement, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) has stated that Pluto will no longer be considered a dwarf planet, and will henceforth be known as a "star faerie". Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:30:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090911_pluto/pluto.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090910_youlie/youlie.html Joe Wilson, the Republican congressman who yelled "You lie" at President Obama, says he meant no disrespect, and let his emotions get the better of him. But the comment brought a gasp from the house, and, after a stunned pause, the president accused Miller of being "a rude white shit". Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:40:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090910_youlie/youlie.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090909_eula/eula.html Mary Migworth, a 26-year-old single mother, lost her soul after agreeing to some small print for her 3-year-old son's Reader Rabbit game. "It included a line about how I was subject to 29A. It wasn't until later that I discovered that 29A is computer code for 666. It's the hexadecimal number of the beast." Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:48:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090909_eula/eula.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090905_u2/u2.html The band U2 has been shot down while flying over Russia. Lead singer Bono ejected from the plummeting pop group and parachuted to safety, but was subsequently captured by Russian troops. Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:30:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090905_u2/u2.html http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090904_collider/collider.html The Society of High Energy Physicians has announced that it has completed construction of its human supercollider. The gigantic device will smash human beings together in an attempt to discover a so-called Theory of Everyone. Fri, 04 Sep 2009 23:30:00 GMT http://dailyweek.com/stories/20090904_collider/collider.html