Category: Sports

  • Soccer Socker Shocker

    In a statement that shocked sports fans around the world, FIFA president Sepp Blatter admitted yesterday that the goals in professional soccer are all faked, and that the game exists only to sell socks. “Soccer is now, and has always been, about socks,” said Blatter. “The goals, the running around on the grass, the fouls,…

  • Canadiens use Voodoo to Defeat Capitals

    The eighth place Montreal Canadiens defeated the regular season NHL champion Washington Capitals in game seven of their first round playoff matchup in one of the biggest upsets in NHL history yesterday. Most believe the team came up with a little something extra to win the series, but insiders believe that “something extra” was voodoo…

  • Malware and Ransomware

    Each type of malware infection has its own methods of attack from stealthy and sneaky to subtle like a sledgehammer. In today’s post we will talk about a more sophisticated type of malicious code called a virus/ransomware that hides within a legitimate application. Fraudulent downloads Ransomware is malware that locks down an infected PC and…