TORONTO, ON – Nine year old Toronto Ontario resident Ashley Manheim says she has found evidence to suggest ‘Dukey’, her 11-year-old mixed breed hound did not go away to live at a “nice farm”, as her parents told her.
Teary eyed, but resolute during a news conference at the Humane [...]
SPARTA, Wisconsin – After many years of sending emails around the world to good people he hoped would help him, deposed Nigerian Prince Arthur Eze finally found builder Al Espensen of Sparta, Wisconsin. With Espensen’s assistance, Eze has secured his once locked fortune of 96.6 million dollars.
Mr.Espensen found out that being a Good Samaritan gives [...]
TORONTO – Canada’s first Dead Pride parade in Toronto’s downtown was a bust this past weekend with no participants willing to come out publicly as dead in front of the whole community.
Charles Dukowski, organizer of the event said he was very disappointed by the low turnout, but put the blame on society`s attitudes rather than [...]
Oprah Winfrey formally apologized today for her murderous shooting spree at a South Side Chicago nursing home that killed 14 seniors and sent 21 more to hospital.
“Caring for seniors can be tedious work for nurses and caregivers,” said the talk show idol, “but this does not excuse my [...]
Documents released under Freedom of Information statutes have revealed that U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, in the years 2002 through 2008 was frequently in your house late at night.
With CIA help, Cheney made the regular intrusions into your home without informing Congress or seeking any sort of judicial [...]
LOS ANGELES – Heather Mills McCartney is going down the aisle again in September, this time marrying sensational pop trio the Jonas Brothers.
“I’m marrying for an old-fashioned reason,” said the former biped model. “It’s the love between a woman and three men. I have a profound and romantic connection to [...]
Following a tragic typographical error, singer Madonna has been sentenced to 150 years in prison for her role in bilking tens of thousands of investors out of more than $65 billion.
“It was a terrible, terrible mistake,” said Leon Harpy, a spokesman for the New York court system. “The judge was confused. He [...]
Health officials in Michigan have recalled thousands of cans of E. coli because of fears that it may contain the deadly Listeria bacteria.
Shoppers are advised to return the tainted germs for a full refund. Affected products include E. coli sold from June 23rd to June 30th at LickMart, [...]
ANCHORAGE – Just days after announcing she would soon leave the Alaska Governor’s job, Sarah Palin has surprised political pundits again, this time naming a virtual unknown as her 2012 Presidential running mate.
Princess Beebee Platypus, who Ms.Palin says first appeared to [...]
